Y2K: With some practice you could probably swallow a shuffle whole! (Not that I’d particularly want that sort of practice…)

DD: Thanks!

CoryQ: Life is uncertain – celebrate every post first! Or something like that…

Don’t be cajoled into the celebration of an arbitrary number. Celebrate every post with OHMYGODGET OFF M…………..

brrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnsssss….

500!

Cheers, as my UK colleagues like to say.

If these “zombies” are chewing on iMacs now, I’d hate to see what they’re going to do when the iPhone hits the Apple Store.

Remember, kids: iPhones are not candy bars. Do not eat iPod shuffle.