There’s goes his career as a gallery director

You all know I stay up late at night worrying about possible career opportunities for Our Fearless Leader upon his impending retirement from the Oval Office next year. Given his broad-minded and impeccable taste and his keen intellect, I’d rather fancied him as a gallery director, maybe for something like MoMA, which would benefit from both his gravitas and sense for the cutting-edge.

This video, however, pretty much scuppers that plan. Never good to be caught making up completely fictional and inaccurate provenance for a painting, especially one that has pride of place in that most public of home offices.

I’ll obviously have to get my thinking cap out and consider the matter further. Ideas?

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2 thoughts on “There’s goes his career as a gallery director”

  1. (Hangs head in exasperation)

    Why doesn’t he just hang up a picture of a clown painted on velevt?

  2. I was thinking of Elvis on black velvet myself, but if we’re talking 70’s Elvis maybe there’s not much difference between the two ideas :-).

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