On the same day that I (finally) post about my biking accident, PeeZed has an unfortunate interaction with a ladder and leaves. While the casual observer might not make a connection…I smell a conspiracy!
Think about it – there are just too many connections to ignore. PeeZed and I are the only two publicly blogging faculty at UMM that we know of. And that’s just the beginning. Certainly anyone with the analytical skills of an ID supporter can see that this is
a conspiracy to silence us:
- Middle-aged
- White
- Male
- Married
- Heterosexual
- Scientist
- Faculty
- At UMM
- Who are bloggers,
- Support and study evolution,
- Have highly nerdly tendencies,
- And have kids
- Who are heavily into theater (theirs and ours)
Surely this can’t be a coincidence, can it? First we learn that global warming is “a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s” and now this. Maybe I should start an on-line petition where we can all express our concern in an effort to ensure that Our Fearless Leader adds this to the priority list for Our Nation’s Security.
Yeah, that’s the ticket…
(Ain’t it amazing what you can infer from two data points?)
Currently listening to: The tremendous “Death letter blues” by Son House. I (slightly) prefer the recording on Columbia’s Legends of the blues: Volume 1, but what was playing was the version from the 4 disc American roots music set that went with the PBS series.
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