YATTNS: Yet Another Threat To National Security

Harmonica reedsIn the excitement of arriving in Ann Arbor I forgot to mention a somewhat bizarre story from the trip out.

Ellery and I were going through security at Minneapolis, and there was a “sinking feeling in stomach” moment when the security folks decided to run my backpack through the x-ray a second time, asking “Is this your bag?”. I was pretty confused, as I’d actually emptied a ton of accreted crap out of it before we left, so it was quite a bit emptier, cleaner, and lighter than normal, but you don’t argue with these folks so I just smiled and tried to look as un-terroristic as possible.

There was then intent gazing at the screen (which I can’t see), and muttered conversations (which I can’t hear).

And now the dreaded question: “How many harmonicas do you have in your bag?”

Yeah. Harmonicas.

“Uh, 3 or maybe 4?”

“Is one of them kind of big?”

“Yeah, a double harmonica from France.”

“OK.”

At which point I’m free to take my bag, with it’s apparently surprisingly large number of harmonicas, and be on my way. (It’s also worth noting the leading nature of all their questions. If I really had something to hide, their questions would have made my job much easier.)

Hohner echo harmonicaSo it would seem that knitting needles are no longer the key threat when flying, but instead the risk we all face is from harmonica reed plates. Keep that in mind when you’re next traveling (or at a folk or blues festival, which are almost certainly highly suspect gatherings to begin with).

And since someone’s gonna ask, yes I do carry a few harmonicas in my backpack as part of my “standard kit” (notebook, some pens, etc.) I like playing the harmonica (although I wouldn’t claim to be good at it), and harmonicas are small, light, and easy to carry. So I carry a few “standard” 10 hole harmonicas in different keys along with my echo harp (which is by far my favorite).

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Some self-indulgent reminiscing about musical events and people past

I recorded the wonderful KUMM radio show that my American Roots Music First Year Seminar groups put on last December, but the seam where one CD ended and the next began happened to fall right in the middle of Grace and Kristin’s live duet. Grace Doval and Kristin Bennett did a killer a cappella medly of Aesop Rock’s “9-5ers anthem” and Lyle Lovett’s “Walk through the bottomland”. This is hardly an obvious combination, but they really made it work, pulling together all sorts of interesting ideas and traditions in just under 4 minutes of great singing.

I’d promised to pull the two halves out of the recordings and stitch them together so Grace and Kristin could have a decent copy of their performance. I only just got around to it, and it was really fun to hear bits of that show. The students from those two sections did a great job, and I suspect that I’ll enjoy rediscovering my recordings of that two hour show for years to come.

John Peel and grandchildWhile I was fiddling with that I also ended up listening to “Teenage Dreams So Hard To Beat” again. This is the excellent one hour documentary of John Peel’s life presented by Jarvis Cocker as part of the great “Keep it Peel” tribute BBC Radio 1 did last December. Still made me smile, and it still made my eyes water, which is quite something given that I never met or spoke to Peel, and it’s now been nearly six months since his death.

Wow.

Currently listenting to: “Uberman” from Ed Hall’s totally loud and wonderful album Albert. That’s just such fun to head bang to in a crazy punk way – I wish I could capture that great noisy guitar riff in words so I could share :-).

I need to restore that deal that used to display the last 10 songs I’d listened to on iTunes on the right hand side here, but that’ll probably have to wait until June or July. It has to at least wait until I fix comments on WeatherGirl‘s blog. And now there’s version 1.5.1 of WordPress to install. Just too much to do!

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