{"id":1931,"date":"2015-07-09T16:15:31","date_gmt":"2015-07-09T21:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/UnhinderedByTalent.com\/Phi\/?p=1931"},"modified":"2015-07-09T16:19:11","modified_gmt":"2015-07-09T21:19:11","slug":"newark-airport-how-do-you-annoy-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/UnhinderedByTalent.com\/Phi\/archives\/2015\/07\/09\/newark-airport-how-do-you-annoy-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Newark Airport: How do you annoy me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, let me count the ways:<br \/>\n &#8211; No free WiFi. In 2015. Soon they&#8217;ll be handing out candles.<br \/>\n &#8211; It reminds me of changing planes in O&#8217;Hare in the 70&#8217;s (&#038; that&#8217;s not a Good Thing).<br \/>\n &#8211; The only map I could find was on a big display panel which spent 3 or 4 times as long displaying ads as showing me the map. I&#8217;d swear that it actually sensed my attention and flipped over to ads on purpose.<br \/>\n &#8211; No free WiFi. Seriously.<br \/>\n &#8211; Lots of fake variety in the food choices, with banks of &#8220;different&#8221; restaurants all fronting a single big kitchen churning out the same fries.<br \/>\n &#8211; Clearly not enough bathrooms. Saw way too many lines coming out of the ladies.<br \/>\n &#8211; God awful lines at the security checkpoints. Luckily I was on the &#8220;right&#8221; side, but the queues did <strong>not<\/strong> look fun.<\/p>\n<p>And the views of the area are, well, pretty <em>industrial<\/em>. To be fair most airports aren&#8217;t in the most scenic of neighborhoods. Still, Newark Airport seems to live in a particularly stark pit of the universe. If I landed here at the start of a visit to the US, I&#8217;d certainly wonder if I should turn around and head home rather than venture out into that wasteland.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll go see where we get our candles in case it gets dark before we leave.<\/p>\n<div id=\"geo-post-1931\" class=\"geo geo-post\" style=\"display: none\"><span class=\"latitude\">40.694016<\/span><span class=\"longitude\">-74.1726226<\/span><\/div>\n\t<div class=\"st-post-tags \">\n\tTags: <a href=\"https:\/\/UnhinderedByTalent.com\/Phi\/archives\/tag\/airports\/\" title=\"airports\">airports<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/UnhinderedByTalent.com\/Phi\/archives\/tag\/new-jersey\/\" title=\"New Jersey\">New Jersey<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/UnhinderedByTalent.com\/Phi\/archives\/tag\/newark\/\" title=\"Newark\">Newark<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/UnhinderedByTalent.com\/Phi\/archives\/tag\/newark-airport\/\" title=\"Newark Airport\">Newark Airport<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/UnhinderedByTalent.com\/Phi\/archives\/tag\/travel\/\" title=\"travel\">travel<\/a><br \/><\/div>\n\n\n\t<h4>Related posts<\/h4>\n\t<ul class=\"st-related-posts\">\n\t<li><a href=\"https:\/\/UnhinderedByTalent.com\/Phi\/archives\/2008\/07\/04\/weeeeeere-back\/\" title=\"Weeeeee&#8217;re back! (4 Jul 08)\">Weeeeee&#8217;re back!<\/a> (1)<\/li>\n\t<li><a href=\"https:\/\/UnhinderedByTalent.com\/Phi\/archives\/2008\/05\/31\/we-have-arrived-in-spain\/\" title=\"We have arrived in Spain! (31 May 08)\">We have arrived in Spain!<\/a> (2)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, let me count the ways: &#8211; No free WiFi. In 2015. Soon they&#8217;ll be handing out candles. &#8211; It reminds me of changing planes in O&#8217;Hare in the 70&#8217;s (&#038; that&#8217;s not a Good Thing). &#8211; The only map I could find was on a big display panel which spent 3 or 4 times &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/UnhinderedByTalent.com\/Phi\/archives\/2015\/07\/09\/newark-airport-how-do-you-annoy-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Newark Airport: How do you annoy me?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[19],"tags":[852,854,853,851,38],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p90sy-v9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":295,"url":"https:\/\/UnhinderedByTalent.com\/Phi\/archives\/2006\/01\/12\/links-for-2006-01-12\/","url_meta":{"origin":1931,"position":0},"title":"links for 2006-01-12","author":"Nic McPhee","date":"12 Jan 06","format":false,"excerpt":"The Google 2006 Anita Borg Scholarship A nice scholarship that we have someone applying for, and I'll need to write a letter of recommendation. 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